Pip: HEY baby you know how i should be sleeping but i’m not are you also not sleeping rn despite class tomorrow
Pin: I am also not sleeping, yes. Hello.
Pip: soooo i have to watch a documentary for my Multimedia class and do a review. And I picked this one on Netflix called Bridegroom. would you like to watch it with me and help me with my homework <3
Pin: I’d love to! Let me pull it up.
Pin: hey. hey pip. hey. check your phone hey.
Pip: [phone buzzes, and of course he’s right on it; frowns when he sees who it is] “What the hell do you want? I’m right /here/”
Pin: hey. hey pip. let’s watch a movie.
Pip: …”use your words.”
Pin: PIP! HEY PIP!
Pin: pip it’s your phone
Pin: pip it’s buzzing
Pin: [tries to keep a straight face and fails]
Pin: “Hey, Pip. Do you want to watch a movie?”
Pip: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Pip: “Oh /that’s/ what you want. Well of course I do, sugarplum.” [giggles]
Pip: WHAT WAS THAT
Pip: did you foRGET HOW TO BE A BOYFRIEND AFTER TWO MONTHS IS THAT WHAT THAT WAS
Pin: Are you at home?!
Pip: yes i’m at home and hating you from afar
Pin: We have a texting date :)
Pin: put in it’s a wonderful life
Pip: …BITCH REALLY
So…officially, Daisy Canard, will you be my girlfriend?
Hmmm…sounds good to me, so yes.
DIDN’T I SAY
I totally said
wow i should get paid for this
Countdown | Beyoncé
Me and my boo in my boo coup ridin’
All up in that black with his chick right beside him
Ladies, if you love your man show him you the fliest
Grind up on it, girl, show him how you ride it
Me and my boo in my boo boo ridin’
My Boyfriend: More Fabulous Than You Since July 1st, 1995.
What it do, Elias? Meet my new boyfriend.
Bitch, I KNOW you ain’t grinding your ass up on my Santa Daddy.
KEY WORD: PRACTICALLY. We’ll have to see if your money’s where your mouth is, Pip sweets. When and where and we’ll dance until our feet fall off.
I WISH tomorrow wasn’t Monday because I would throw down with you right here darlin. ALAS WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL. LIKE. THURSDAY.
that’s just WRONG. we should have a dance party anyway fuck classes
YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE MOI, ANGELETTE?
UH HONEY I PRACTICALLY INVENTED DANCE