Babe looks too good for WORDS
Tyler + Korey
I think our moms would probably be friends. My mom needs more friends. I think I need to like, save up a bunch of money and go visit Andalasia with you and her so they can meet and then have skype dates and talk about how proud of us they are since we’re awesome. They can also share recipes and stuff since they both do the food thing.
Oh my gosh, my mom would definitely do that. She’s fucking ridiculous—she’ll annoy the shit out of your mom and skype her every day like she tries to do with me. Warning. And if you get her talking about food LORD she will go ON AND ON. She is more passionate about food than I am, and that’s saying something because I barely love Pin more than i love food.
I’m glad you and Pin got to see each other. I was wondering if you guys would get to spend time together since he was going to be in New York so I’m glad you did.
My summer was pretty good. I got to spend a lot of time with my mom, which was really nice. She’s still as cool as ever, though I’m pretty sure I gained like ten pounds because she cooks the best food and I can’t say no to seconds with her. Turning her food down is like illegal. I would hate myself if I missed out on any of it. Oh and I painted! I got to hang over the edge of the roof to paint the trim on our inn because no one else wanted to do it. My mom had to be inside for that part, though. She said if I was going to “stupidly risk my life” she wasn’t going to watch. I was totally fine. She was overreacting, clearly. Oh and John came to visit me, which was a total surprise!
Awww that’s wonderful. I also got to see my mom a lot, since I went back to you know, live with her. We had many great days together, and honestly, if it wasn’t for her I would have been ten times more pathetic and depressed without Pin there. Which pissed off my Andalasian friends of course, since I was so hopeless, but none of them are in love so they can’t judge me! Or so my thinking goes.
Awww, John came out? That’s lovely! He gets copious amounts of boyfriend points for doing so, I think. We were both in the same boat this summer, hon, so I know how hard it can be without having even a little visit to break up the time apart.
I missed you, you asshole. How was your summer?
WELL as you know I had to abandon my post here at Elias because I was given the opportunity to work on the national paper back at Andalasia, so I was waaay too busy to keep up here. And then I flew out to New York City to see Pin like a hundred times. Okay not a hundred times but a stupid amount because it turns out I can’t do long distance for shit, so I did that like three or four times. I actually just crashed at his place for an entire week after my internship was up and I would have stayed there if my job back at THIS paper hadn’t started the next week. So my summer was pretty amazing. What about you, sweetie? I heard you went back home too, right?
That’s right! You didn’t think I was gone for good, did you? I couldn’t let Elias go too long without fabulous me.
It isn’t all that unusual. You’re quite interesting and you’d be hard-pressed to find someone who disagrees.
Well I don’t agree, but you never listen to me anyway.
Is this what LOVE looks like for our favorite bad guy, Hook?
You bet it is!
Pin: I'll never change my mind about you. You're stuck with me and I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience that causes you, but there's no way out of it.
Pip: Good. I'm not trying to get out of anything. <333 I'll see you in the morning, babe. You'll be in my arms before you know it. :) I love you.
Pin: I'm nervous about seeing you.
Pin: I'm so excited to see you, but what if you see me and you decide you don't want to marry me or something insane like that? That is so stupid, I know. I know it's not true and not going to happen. I just love you so much, I'm nervous, I'm sorry.
Pip: Now you know how I feel. I mean I wouldn't be surprised if you just changed your mind one day and were like "Whoops, nope, not gonna marry THAT" but then I tell myself that's ridiculous because you're the most wonderful, honest, good human being I know. And I mean, I have the ring and I'm not giving it back so there.
Pin: I know you did. He didn't gain that much weight with just his tuna and cat food.
Pin: But that's okay, we'll pretend you didn't. Just like we pretend you don't love him more than you love me.
Pip: Okay NOW you're officially crazy. I'm pretty sure I'm getting married to you, not some UGLY CAT