Phillip Seville. Freshman. Journalism Major / Gender studies minor. Assistant Opinions Editor and Friday Columnist.
I'm not done with you yet
Hello honey and welcome to the most fabulous blog that you will ever set your twinkling little eyes on. Go on, be amazed. The name is Pip, my hometown is Andalasia, and my game is giving you the 4-1-1 of all things Elias University. Forget the gossip, forget the haters-- here in my kitchen we only serve up the best, most juiciest of truths and we call that journalism, sweetie. So sit down and shut up because Pip is talking, and I'm just getting started.

not-a-real-boy:

Happy anniversary. Click for captions.

Baby, you’re my everything <3 I literally can’t believe we’ve known each other a year and you’ve managed to change my life so much. You’re honestly the only gift I need for the rest of my life.  

I love you so much it’s kind of ridiculous at this point.  

I really wish Stever Rogers was real.

not-a-real-boy:

 

You need to ask Pip first. Or I guess I could do it. He’s not here right now, though. I could text him, I suppose. What day? Unless he’s lurking and sees this, which is entirely possible.

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Hey baby. 

I”d LOVE to have my two fave people in the world date me. ;) 

not-a-real-boy:

 

I’m…really glad I asked.

You’re really fucking hot is all i’m saying. It’s actually annoying.

not-a-real-boy:

 

I think I want to hear it anyway.

I want to eat your ass. Like. Right now.  

I should be so much more ashamed than i am.

Nothing I want to say is remotely PG 

(Source: klainlee)

like—arhymeanda—song:

 

I’ve always loved her. 

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I think that is the sweetest most beautiful thing you’ve ever said in your life, Cash. Do nOT mess it up wOWWW my readers and YOUR fans are going to have a field day with this 

(Source: weheartit.com)

not-a-real-boy:

like—arhymeanda—song:

I’m glad ya have him around, Pin. I really am.

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How’ve ya been?

Yeah, me too. He’s my favorite person. Life would pretty much be horrible if he wasn’t. But my life has been good since he’s been back. The best ever, really.

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sigh 

(Source: weheartit.com)

like—arhymeanda—song:

 

Long story short, I showed up at her place on Valentine’s day night and serenaded her, scaled her balcony at the risk of my life to give her flowers , and we’re together but taking it slow and easy. 

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…OMG OMG OMG 

are you SERIOUS rn? 

That is actually the most romantic thing i’ve ever fucking heard. HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS? Yall are sneaky, keeping it all quiet. Fuck y’all. 

(Source: weheartit.com)

like—arhymeanda—song:

 

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It’s been less scruff n’ more a full out beard lately Not to mention…. I can’t see George ever sayin’ that

Wait. 

Are you telling me that you and George are a thing? When did THAT happen EXCUSE me? 

(Source: weheartit.com)