Phillip Seville. Freshman. Journalism Major / Gender studies minor. Assistant Opinions Editor and Friday Columnist.
I'm not done with you yet
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German lessons are giving me a headache.

theimportanceofbeingaurora:

the-cunning-captain:

So you’re saying you’re either an emotionless robot, or a coward. 

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Neither.

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I am capable of not liking people but it takes drastic measures on the other person’s behalf. 

and hook i bet you’re pushing that limit boy 

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not-a-real-boy:

 

I bet I’d never have to find out because you can go 24 hours either.

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You’re on. Just watch. I’ll be the goddamn Virgin motherfuckin Mary. I won’t so much as be TEMPTED 

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German lessons are giving me a headache.

the-cunning-captain:

 

Hopefully just to you.

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Nope, pretty much everyone tbh. she probably knows too. Ooo you should WOO her. 

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not-a-real-boy:

 

I take it back, I guess.

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You guess? Ha. I  bet you couldn’t go 24 hours without my cuddles. 

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German lessons are giving me a headache.

the-cunning-captain:

 

I never said that.

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You don’t need to. You’re so obvious, honey.

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not-a-real-boy:

I’m sorry, but this is 10000% against the rules. Leave.

i mean if you insist but that means we can’t cuddle anymore </3

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German lessons are giving me a headache.

the-cu

I wasn’t saying it to be pitied. Zarina is simply that wonderful. No one is good enough for her.

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Oh wow Hook 

You’re totally in love with her i’m DYING 

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German lessons are giving me a headache.

the-cunning-captain:

 

No. She’s much too good for me anyway, wouldn’t you say?

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wow. that was really depressing i think you’ve officially earned my pity. 

um but uh well i mean maybe she isn’t too good for you i mean she could be into your whole brooding smart aleck jerk thing. I thought she was, I totally thought you and her were involved. 

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German lessons are giving me a headache.

the-cunning-captain:

 

When I find someone who will tolerate my incessant pretentiousness long enough to actually be my girlfriend, I’ll be sure to let you know.

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Wait, so Zarina isn’t your girlfriend? 

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