Hello honey and welcome to the most fabulous blog that you will ever set your twinkling little eyes on. Go on, be amazed. The name is Pip, my hometown is Andalasia, and my game is giving you the 4-1-1 of all things Elias University. Forget the gossip, forget the haters-- here in my kitchen we only serve up the best, most juiciest of truths and we call that journalism, sweetie. So sit down and shut up because Pip is talking, and I'm just getting started.